When I came home from work today, I found some great news in the form of a brief letter from the apartment management team on headache-inducing chartreuse paper. In part,
It is with much pleasure and anticipation that we announce that we will be doing major upgrades and improvements on your apartment! . . . Your cabinets, countertops and appliances will be replaced all in the same day!(The exclamation points are theirs, not mine.)
Perhaps this means that I will finally be able to fall asleep within an hour of getting into bed after they finally haul away my buzzy buzzy refrigerator. Who knows . . . maybe the elimination of that constant annoyance will "cure" me of my anxiety problems?!
One can hope. At least I can look forward to some new appliances.