On the way back from voting, I stopped at Panda Express for some lunch. My fortune cookie had this to say: SOON YOU WILL BE SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD. Since I'm not planning any trips to Tibet in the near future, this could mean only one of three things:
- I will suddenly come in to a lot of money.
- The girl of my dreams will drop into my life.
- Obama will take Indiana.
I can't decide which is the more realistic option. It has to be one of these. And fortune cookies never lie.