Soluble Fish: Voting Follow-Up: Foretelling Results

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Voting Follow-Up: Foretelling Results

On the way back from voting, I stopped at Panda Express for some lunch. My fortune cookie had this to say: SOON YOU WILL BE SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD. Since I'm not planning any trips to Tibet in the near future, this could mean only one of three things:

I will suddenly come in to a lot of money.
The girl of my dreams will drop into my life.
Obama will take Indiana.

I can't decide which is the more realistic option. It has to be one of these. And fortune cookies never lie.

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