Monday, December 01, 2008

I've Run Out of Context

Statements actually made over Thanksgiving vacation:

Phrases you hear only from the mouths of young children (let's hope): "Nobody wants to hear about your penis!"

Things only your grandmother can say: "You're getting fat!" I considered correcting her: I'm not getting fat, I am fat. But I made some statement about joining the Y instead.


weightlossblogger82 said...

most of the fat in body is in colon , so you should work out on colon to loose weight

4ndyman said...

Well, thanks weightlossblogger82, but I don't know exactly what you're suggesting. Do I just need to poop more? Should I find a copy of Wii Kegels?