The two Hollandbeck boys are spending the week with my parents. Yesterday, I received the following message from my mother:
Conversation from back of the car on the way home from fun, fun time at M'ville Park. I hope this sounds as funny written out as it was to hear.
Hollandbeck the Younger: E spinned me so hard on the tire swing I almost peed my pants.
The rest of the conversation is whispered.
Hollandbeck the Elder: Did you really pee your pants?
Y: A little bit.
E. How much?
Y: Maybe an inch.
E: That's not how you measure pee.
Y: How do you?
E: In cups. Did you pee a cup?
Y: What size cup?
After that we got a lesson in pints, quarts, and gallons.
Has Christopher Guest started scripting outings in our family?