Soluble Fish: Ten Reasons I Hate People (8)

"I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am."

—Joseph Baretti, a friend of Samuel Johnson's, though the quote is often mis-attributed to Johnson himself.

See Reason 9 and Reason 10

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Monday, August 31, 2009

Ten Reasons I Hate People (8)

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